Sir Flaccid

from Knights of Infamy by The New Players

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lyrics

Walking hard, got the courage of a factual lad
Plus that ambition of the situation calling my fad
Electric connection of the subway station
Facing all the Factors of the equation
One time Two times the third fiend caught
The kettles burning black the food got red hot
Slow down, cheetah running through the city
Lights camera Action but I’m not ready

Hold it up the spaghetti soft
Layer on the funky sauce
Growing on the mushroom stamp
Flaccid in my pants… Damn

The Jolly green giant got em in a headlock
The rain retains the kitty cat in the box
Throwing the stones but keeps the rocks
House of cards but please don’t knock

I couldn’t get it up (get it up)
Get it up (get it up)
Ohh Ohh Ohh

Death of an arising, the dawn of resurrection
Thoughts are flying radio detection
Physco maniac seems calm but I’m panicked
Down on my knees because I just can’t stand it
Grow with the flow that’s my only wish
Fresh salt water with two dead fish
Renew my taste buds with some teriyaki
Pulled your goalie but I can’t play hockey

Jolly Green giant climbling on your bean stock
Electricity causes the shock
Feel so pale when you got the lunch box
A load of trouble stay’s in your frock

I couldn’t get it up (get it up)
Get it up (get it up)
Ohh Ohh Ohh
I Couldn’t Get it up

Read me your glory story
Unholy stachatory

I couldn’t get it up (get it up)
Get it up (get it up)
Ohh Ohh Ohh
I Couldn’t Get it up